Sports: Leave it to the French

They take this 'no-hands' thing in soccer a bit too far...



Seriously? Leave it to the French to immortalize poor sportsmanship. As you few and faithful readers may be aware, I'm all about sportsmanship. Now this is far from being a cockblasting that was unleashed at this years Olympics, but I would wager just as disgraceful.

For those of you familiar with soccer, you are already aware of Zinedine Zidane and his notorious '98 World Cup headbutt. For those that aren't (Americans) please feel free to watch here and listen to the feeble excuse the announcer gives, but take it with a grain of salt and bare in mind the World Cup Finals, are like Super Bowl except it's not just American's going apeshit, it's the entire world going apeshit over a sporting event.

Again, a Frenchmen was losing a internationally televised sporting event and could not handle the fact that their might be someone out their that is better. Notice a pattern? No? Me either.

One would think the country being represented would be embarrassed by this, but on the contrary. They are not only proud but have immortalized the chickenshit head-butt as a bronze statue in front of the Paris' Centre Pompidou. And here I thought that statue of Rocky infront of the Philadelphia Art Museum was the dumbest shit ever. THE FRENCH WILL NOT BE OUTDONE!

So here we are, they've gone from making statues of Lady Liberty to making ones of  Headbutt McScowly? Let's say it will be about, ten years until Nicholas Batum has his statue erected infront of the Louvre? I have alot more to say on this, but am just at a loss at the moment. But hey, if our country hadn't done anything to be proud of since the Renaissance, we'd be grasping at straws too.

Just picture it in bronze.

Sports: Brent Celek, Is There Anything He Can't Do

I've never been a huge fan of Brent Celek, neither has my associate Copperhead. Our reasons are our own. But if you MUST know, he banged my mother and his girlfried. But all that aside, take a gander at this:

PIcture taken minutes before Copperhead's girlfriend and my mother made him into a Celek Sandwich.



Now, we are both big men, not big in the sense of the way Mr. Celek is big. We are bigger men in the sense that we can look past all that, as long as he performs well for our Eagles. I've never been to big on him, he has good hands, but has dropped some crucial touchdowns as well. He runs hard and rarely ever goes down on the first hit....until:




First down motheruckers!

Whoa! Dude, got his bell run, shook it off in seconds, and just went HAM with his first down motion. His swagger was on full, I have no doubt. At this point of thinking, wow, he hung onto the ball...AND HE CANNOT BE BROKEN. Now I've been watching the Eagles a long time but you don't see someone get the wind knocked out of them and come up firing. B oh no, he was not done yet:

Alley-Oop.

One of the funnier things about this is what as soon as Celek got the ball, Copperhead yelled out "He's gonna hurdle someone." And not more thean 1 second later Ed Reed was hurdled. I could not imagine what that feels like, the whole "Where did he go" feeling. This isn't the first time he's done this either. I can recall at least 3 or 4 games where this has taken place over the past 5 years, although I failed to find anything on youtube.

But believe me, it happens.

See?

So, let's just sign this guy up for the Olymipics, sure we can continue to dominate in swimming, but with a stud like this out on a track with those fairies, not only with he out run and out hurdle them, he will also run them the fuck over, because he can. Or better yet, put a saddle and a jockey(like DeSean Jackon) on this stud and watch him rock the equestrian games:

"Six foot vertical? Piece 'o cake, hold on little buddy."

I'm all for this. I'd like to see the Eagles win the Super Bowl finally, but wouldn't it be better to have America dominate in track, field, and the equestrian games next Olympics?

Oh...and just cause it was Ed Reed and I fucking hate Mr. Reed for getting a pick and taking Kelce out for the season, here's Horsecock Celek sack tapping him from a different angle.

Mr. Reed, suck it.