Opinion: Alex Jones is Batshit Insane, Fuck that Guy

Fuck this guy.

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhDdo1mzUx6Z04jdF0

Part1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyKofFih8Y

Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-i3Y5iRYo


No...no rant about how sickening or disturbing the fear mongering propoganda machine that is Alex Jones actually is. No jokes blasting his 'enlightened' followers because they think anyone that doesn't buy what this lunatic's raving are sheep anyway. None of that...Alex Jones is batshit fucking insane point blank period.




His logic is flawless....but seriously, fuck this guy.

Opinion: Fuck Politics

Politics as usual.

I'll keep this short because most of what I would have said, was already stated by the Big Gov. Yes, I live in New Jersey and lately have had a strong distaste for the GOP, so I'm not the most impartial observer. But, Christie is 110% right, the extra 10% because of his gargantuan girth. He has handled this disaster superbly, focusing mainly on helping the people of his state recover. I can't say enough about his handling of the situation and his short speech directly after Sandy, when some asshole reporter asked him about the upcoming election. I have mocked him in the past, and though I am not fond of his in your face attitude, I applaud it in this situation. Someone needed to say something, and THIS thing is probably what most of us have been thinking for. We are red states, and blue states, but we are human beings first and foremost and should be treated in that manner. It's time for a serious third party...Issues are rarely black and white, take me for example, most of my views could be considered liberal (at least by today's definition of liberal, the term changes more than *lame host name* at the Academy Awards). But I also get down with a very conservative fiscal policy and thing our government should be small and mainly concerned with our protection. It does not matter why I believe these things or why I cannot seem to agree with any politician but Ron Paul, the reasons do not matter. What matters is my right to be protected or aided during a time of need, granted my area saw little to no destruction. But, I have family members than had homes and personal belongings destroyed...some irreplaceable. I've been down the shore a few times since than, mainly to help with the rebuilding effort in some small way. The people are in a bad way down there, a lot of the businesses are still closed...and the fact they want to make a political game out of this only brings me to one conclusion. Barack Obama doesn't care about Guidos.

I feel better knowing I'm not the only person that thinks this way.

Opinion: Obama on Gun Control...Too Little Too Late

Read this.

This. (if you haven't already)

This. (you probably didn't read it)

And this. (if you haven't already)

That's right, you do what I say because I am your master. Three conflicting views all with valid points. I'm right of course, and by default they would be wrong, good arguments nonetheless. In the wake of the latest and probably most horrific mass shoot, it's going to be pretty tough to stand on the other end of this issue. I threw out a pretty bad scenario in my post, but nothing as bad as what actually occurred. Now Obama wants to call for stricter laws on guns, and while I do believe there should be a ban on assault rifles and other automatic weapons, I do not want these people to take this tragedy as a reason to jump overboard with my rights. People still have their right to protection and sport (hunting, I don't but I know people do, and do so without murdering one another). I still want to be able to purchase one if I feel the need. And do not want to have to attempt to purchase one illegally if I cannot, because let's face it, unless the police are going door to door collecting guns, there are plenty of them out there and the number will continue rise.

I'm probably over simplifying this, but I would think the best way to attack the issue without going too far is the ban I already spoke off and having shop keepers check to see if the person buying the gun has a legit license, we stop the criminals and crazy people from buying guns...legally at least. We already talked about how easy they are to get. Your other option...well, I kind of hesitate to write this, it's such a loaded issue and what has just transpired is so wrong...but

arm everyone. I'm serious, at this point trying to get the guns out of America is like trying to take the salt out of the ocean. Mandatory handguns and free trips to the firing range for everyone, well the trips to the range aren't mandatory, they are just highly recommended. But everyone would be issued a pistol from the state. Perhaps drastic measures need to be taken. It's gotten ridiculous, and call me crazy, but one of the best ways to make these mass shooting go away is to have every adult and his momma packing heat.

Music: Check Out: Kendrick Lamar- Good Kid, M.A.A.D City

This is serious people.

When I started listening to Kendrick Lamar it was kind as a joke. Moops had made me listen to my first song starring him, The Recipe with a beat by Dre. I thought it was kind of lame, yea the beat was good but I wasn't really feeling the lyrics. But then, to break Moops balls, we looked up a bunch of his shit Kendrick had previously released, expecting it to be wack, but it wasn't. Two tracks really caught my eye, well ear, A.D.H.D, and A1 Everything with Meek Mill. Meek had always one of the few artist I still like in the rapidly declining rap game, but Kendrick went harder than Meek on the track...The kid had my attenion.


So, I copped Good Kid, M.A.A.D. City, and was instantly blown away. Believe me when I say there isn't a bad track on the CD. He's got many different kinds of songs, none of which sound the same, and you can literally listen to it from begining to end. I dare say I would consider this shit an instant classic. Even the Pre-Good Kid, M.A.A.D City Mixtape that dropped right before the CD, so basically the songs that didn't make the CD was still pretty great. To name a couple a song you should probably check out from the mixtape and CD: Backseat Freestyle, The Art of Peer Pressure, good kid, Swimming Pools, and Black Boy Fly on the album - The Spiteful Chant, Cartoon and Cereal, Cloud 10, and Dumb it Down on the mixtape, and many more on both CDs. So, take my advice, check some out on YouTube and get the album, if you are a fan of innovative rap that is. Trust me you will not be disappointed.

Seriously.

Sports: Leave it to the French

They take this 'no-hands' thing in soccer a bit too far...



Seriously? Leave it to the French to immortalize poor sportsmanship. As you few and faithful readers may be aware, I'm all about sportsmanship. Now this is far from being a cockblasting that was unleashed at this years Olympics, but I would wager just as disgraceful.

For those of you familiar with soccer, you are already aware of Zinedine Zidane and his notorious '98 World Cup headbutt. For those that aren't (Americans) please feel free to watch here and listen to the feeble excuse the announcer gives, but take it with a grain of salt and bare in mind the World Cup Finals, are like Super Bowl except it's not just American's going apeshit, it's the entire world going apeshit over a sporting event.

Again, a Frenchmen was losing a internationally televised sporting event and could not handle the fact that their might be someone out their that is better. Notice a pattern? No? Me either.

One would think the country being represented would be embarrassed by this, but on the contrary. They are not only proud but have immortalized the chickenshit head-butt as a bronze statue in front of the Paris' Centre Pompidou. And here I thought that statue of Rocky infront of the Philadelphia Art Museum was the dumbest shit ever. THE FRENCH WILL NOT BE OUTDONE!

So here we are, they've gone from making statues of Lady Liberty to making ones of  Headbutt McScowly? Let's say it will be about, ten years until Nicholas Batum has his statue erected infront of the Louvre? I have alot more to say on this, but am just at a loss at the moment. But hey, if our country hadn't done anything to be proud of since the Renaissance, we'd be grasping at straws too.

Just picture it in bronze.

Sports: Brent Celek, Is There Anything He Can't Do

I've never been a huge fan of Brent Celek, neither has my associate Copperhead. Our reasons are our own. But if you MUST know, he banged my mother and his girlfried. But all that aside, take a gander at this:

PIcture taken minutes before Copperhead's girlfriend and my mother made him into a Celek Sandwich.



Now, we are both big men, not big in the sense of the way Mr. Celek is big. We are bigger men in the sense that we can look past all that, as long as he performs well for our Eagles. I've never been to big on him, he has good hands, but has dropped some crucial touchdowns as well. He runs hard and rarely ever goes down on the first hit....until:




First down motheruckers!

Whoa! Dude, got his bell run, shook it off in seconds, and just went HAM with his first down motion. His swagger was on full, I have no doubt. At this point of thinking, wow, he hung onto the ball...AND HE CANNOT BE BROKEN. Now I've been watching the Eagles a long time but you don't see someone get the wind knocked out of them and come up firing. B oh no, he was not done yet:

Alley-Oop.

One of the funnier things about this is what as soon as Celek got the ball, Copperhead yelled out "He's gonna hurdle someone." And not more thean 1 second later Ed Reed was hurdled. I could not imagine what that feels like, the whole "Where did he go" feeling. This isn't the first time he's done this either. I can recall at least 3 or 4 games where this has taken place over the past 5 years, although I failed to find anything on youtube.

But believe me, it happens.

See?

So, let's just sign this guy up for the Olymipics, sure we can continue to dominate in swimming, but with a stud like this out on a track with those fairies, not only with he out run and out hurdle them, he will also run them the fuck over, because he can. Or better yet, put a saddle and a jockey(like DeSean Jackon) on this stud and watch him rock the equestrian games:

"Six foot vertical? Piece 'o cake, hold on little buddy."

I'm all for this. I'd like to see the Eagles win the Super Bowl finally, but wouldn't it be better to have America dominate in track, field, and the equestrian games next Olympics?

Oh...and just cause it was Ed Reed and I fucking hate Mr. Reed for getting a pick and taking Kelce out for the season, here's Horsecock Celek sack tapping him from a different angle.

Mr. Reed, suck it.

 

Opinion: The Camden City Cigarette Party

My arduous, hour-long commute from work this afternoon -- which, I might add, was quite exasperated by the Labor Day thrill-seekers overflowing in minivans filled with an alcoholic’s paranoia at the dire annunciation of ‘last call’ -- was calmed by the soothing, poetic voice of the late Christopher Hitchens reading the book he authored God is Not Great.  Filth of this sort upsets the devout, but reminds me -- an unholy, non-believer -- that I am unconditionally free from an omnipotent, omniscient & omnipresent ruler, and unrestricted in living my life according to my own volition.  Or am I?

"This cigarette business only confirms my suspicions about god's existence."



With windows down, I cruise past the umpteenth WaWa as Hitch goes in for full penetration: “Violent, irrational, intolerant, allied to racism and tribalism and bigotry, invested in ignorance and hostile to free inquiry, contemptuous of women and coercive toward children: organized religion ought to have a great deal on its conscience.”  Then I notice a sign on the well-groomed grass of the WaWa: “[Cigarettes] Sold at the lowest price allowed by law!”. Well, stop the music.  Just what do you mean?

Have we called “the state” off the bench to pinch-hit for our divine, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent ruler in cases of economics?  The state, rebuked in the past for their epic failures in the arena of price ceilings, is still playing un-criticized with price hurdles it seems.

As of January 1, 2012, New Jersey imposed a $2.70 per pack tax on cigarettes.  PER BLOODY PACK!  And this exorbitant amount only lands them at #6 among these united States (gather your children for a fun game of ‘Find Out How Much My State Thinks I Should Be Taxed For Purchasing Unhealthy Products, Although I Have Decided For Myself To Take The Risk When Making The Purchasing Decision’ by clicking here.  “But, Mom, I thought America was a free-market?” “Ah, Timmy, so naïve you are.  Those public schools will educate you!”).  So, a one-pack-a-day kinda’ guy from the Garden State will pay $2.70 per pack per day multiplied by 365 days in a year, which costs him thousand bucks every year.

Why?  Is it because cigarettes are unhealthy?  Such reasoning would force the state to tax every unhealthy aspect of our lives, which ironically includes the state themselves and their intermingling in the economic affairs of society.  The current paternalistic state should offend any rational, reason-minded citizen; the legislation of morality and "healthiness" (subjective a phrase as it is) should not be tolerated by any civilized society.

In conclusion, I want to express my empathy to WaWa as a non-smoking, atheist champion of liberty and free markets.  This company is willing, by every indication, to charge lower prices for cigarettes, but the state will not allow it.  Consumers pay the price to fill the insatiable gut of Mr. Christie under the guise of morality and health.  Do not let the rhetoric beguile you.

Christie hungry.

How can we convince the state that excise taxes are unjust, and that legislating morality is immoral in itself?  Who is John Galt?

Well, tonight, under the stars of Camden city, at the foot of the Ben Franklin Bridge, we fill the Delaware River with [even more]: stogies, butts, roaches, cartons, chew, snus, snuff, blunt guts, cigars, doobies & empty cigarette packs.  Join me comrades!

Seriously, stop asking me, I haven't the foggiest.